Shoppables

Gellin

If you can't get enough of the optical illusion that is Kim Kardashian's nails and visit Bertha at your local nail salon weekly to get your gels soaked and re-applied and smell like acetone and know what I mean when I say "bubble bath is the best neutral", than have I the product for you.

Sephora has cranked out-before anyone else, per usual-the beauty product everyone is trying to replicate: at-home gel nails. It's a little spendy, but if you drop $40 a week on gels it'll only take a...

Bag It 

If you're anything like me, you feel like a flippant fool every time you forget the reusable tote when you go to the grocery store. The sad, crying trees! The seagulls who will die an untimely plastic bag death!

If I had this Anya Hindmarch Fruit & Vegetables tote, the cutest tote that ever toted, I'd never forget a tote again. Tote. The canvas bag is screened with veggies that are way healthier than I'd ever buy, though. Do they make one with Twinkies and chips and guac?

Shopbop, $295. 

Get In My Belly

If you've ever eaten your way through Chicago, you know how it feels to stuff your face with Garrett's Popcorn.

If you haven't been a part of the culinary legend we call Garrett's, let me enlighten you. The stores crank out big, brazen bags of cheesy, regular and nut-filled popcorn, which draw tourists from all over the place into lines through the snow. The Chicago Mix is an improbable combo of caramel and cheese flaves. Sounds really disgusting, but it's a gourmet, stuff-your-face-like-you-just-don't-care extravaganza. You'll love it more...

Get On My Face

News Flash: Foundation should look like you aren't wearing foundation. It can be so hard to find the perf color, can't it? 

Chanel has a foundation-o-matic machine on their site that actually gets you your legit perfect foundation type and shade, and even connects you with foundation consultants who can rid your life of any any foundation drama woes you may be foundation harboring. Foundation.

Foundation Diagnosis, free.