Shoppables

Direct Your Attention This Way

Essie is famous for unrolling little mini-collections of nail polish colors that, on their own, look like what you already have. But grouped together, they make an Ulta trip in order.

The most recent Essie collectionay is called Poppy-Razzi and it's a little quad of neon polishes perfect for your summer vacay. It includes Lights a neon pink pop; Camera, a popcicle-looking sheer neon red-orange; action, a Veuve Cliquot-looking pale orange and Bazooka, a bright orange that (surprisingly!) looks great with everything.

Who knows? They might help you garner a little attention.  

Nordstrom, $8.

Wet N Wild

Hanging out in a 'kini at the Royal Palms definitely is glam, but nobody thinks about (or offers solutions) for the lame parts of going to the pool. Like hanging out in a wet swimsuit or having ugly hair.

Well, Tory Burch's Jesse Swimsuit Pouch comes to the rescue in the case of the mildewey swimsuit in the suitcase. Just rinse it off and tuck in the clear vinyl pouch before shoving in your Samsonite. 

Shopbop, $65.

Sure, Why Not?

I love nothing more than frivolous, luxurious alternatives to disposable, everyday household items. (Want examples? Check out the sterling silver Jack Spade chapstick top and the Hermes Apple Holder.)

The latest in the string of fun, flighty items is this Rika Croc-Effect Leather Coffee Cup Sleeve by Jimmy Choo. You got that right, it’s a python sleeve to protect your entitled, overindulged palms from the heat of your extra-hot, no foam, nonfat, half-caf soy latte.

Net-A-Porter, $165.

Barbie Girl

I thought these Miu Miu Glitter-Finish Patent-Leather sandals would be a good pair to write about this week, but now as I look at them I can't even think of what to say. They kind of speak for themselves.

They're reminiscent of the Christian Louboutin pair he made for the 50th Barbie anniversary, which I was equally as obsessed with.

What would you even wear these with? I think anything.

Net-A-Porter, $690