Get In My Belly

If you've ever eaten your way through Chicago, you know how it feels to stuff your face with Garrett's Popcorn.

If you haven't been a part of the culinary legend we call Garrett's, let me enlighten you. The stores crank out big, brazen bags of cheesy, regular and nut-filled popcorn, which draw tourists from all over the place into lines through the snow. The Chicago Mix is an improbable combo of caramel and cheese flaves. Sounds really disgusting, but it's a gourmet, stuff-your-face-like-you-just-don't-care extravaganza. You'll love it more than you think you will. 

If you can't make a trip to Chi, you're in luck! The popcorn wizards can send you horseloads via USPS, son.

Garretts, prices vary, depending on your gut