Last week, the Women Tell All episode of the Bachelor hit the screen and there was a gasp heard around the world as fans watched all the dirty little secrets producers kept hidden be poured out. Things got chaotic, to say the least. Tears came down, claws came out and secrets were spilled while emotionally invested fans sipped their wine and ate their ice cream on their couches.

After reading posts/comments on various social media platforms, we realized that there was almost an equivalent woman to male ratio on avid watchers. This little fact got us thinking about how much of the male population possesses The Bachelor/Bachelorette reality TV show as their guilty pleasure. After further investigation and analyzation of charts and graphs, we stumbled upon something more convincing than any chart could give us; actual footage of men giving their two cents on the dramatized TV show. Much to our surprise (and amusement), these videos were created by our very own Coyotes players, and they did not seem to have any specs of guilt within this pleasure.

So to celebrate the Finale tonight, we have asked your favorite Coyotes players, and Bachelor experts, their thoughts on this season and, like true fans, they gave us the low down while throwing shade on some of this season’s contestants.

So read on to hear the Tough-Guy-Tell-All and see if you agree or agree to disagree with their comments.

Merp.