Cupcakes Suck

I've talked about this before, but isn't everyone over cupcakes by now? Gag me. We all know that mounds of buttercream actually mean mounds of BUTTER, right? It's butter and sugar. And the places we go sure pile it on- we're all eating half-sticks of butter at the cupcake store. Not to mention, they're kind of played-out like vanilla, these days.

This Aesa Brass Medium Pleated Bangle from Barneys is reminiscent of a cupcake wrapper. But instead of repelling me, it somehow compels me.

Barneys, $545.