It's Steve Jobs-a-Palooza 2010! Today Apple fanboys (and fangirls) across the country squeed with delight when Jobs rallied the troops to unveil the latest Apple updates and products for fall 2010. The world stops and watches live video of a press conference every time a new Apple operating system is announced. Is Apple a new religion? At any rate, the verdict is in, and two words: Mac Candy.

One thing that never changes- the black turtlenecks and Jerry Seinfeld jeans

In case you are behind on the times a whole fifteen minutes, we've rounded up the highlights of the press conference, which include a new OS for iPhone, iPad, a new iTunes and a revamping of the entire line of iPods! Get reading.

This photo was taken with an iPhone- time to toss your Canon

iOS 4 for iPhone 4 and iPod touch

If iPhone 4 weren't already cool enough, Steve Jobs is hustlin' to keep this luxury tool at the top of it's game. Free updates are available for download the week of September 6, 2010. Updates include:

• High Dynamic Range photos- The camera will now take three photos ultra-quickly and combine them to create insane photos. One when the phone thinks is the normal image, one under-exposed and one over-exposed. No more of those pics that look like silhouettes of your friends.
• TV show rentals and purchase- keep Modern Family on your hip
• The debut of Game Center- so you can pwn people on the go. Game center will feature social networking features including friend lists, challenges and cross-platform features.
• High-def video upload over Wi-Fi- embarrass your tipsy brother faster than ever
• Bug fixes for bluetooth and other little inconsistencies- nobody is perfect