Twitter has been blowing up for months (years?) about Apple coming to Verizon, and I’ve secretly always been rooting for the rumors to be false. Why? I guess I just find droves of angry Verizon users funny, for some reason.

You’re a few years late.

So now, Apple fanboys on AT&T and Verizon have the opportunity to carry around shiny new iPhones. But believe it or not, Verizon users will still have reasons to complain. Lots of them.

Let’s examine, shall we?