Mom

My mom’s always in her car, so I know she needs to talk and drive. Until recently I didn’t know there was a such thing as cute bluetooth headsets. Good thing I found this one- aptly named the Aliph Jawbone “The Bombshell” headset- so I don’t have to think about her driving off the road while talking. It offers audiotones voice prompts that share the remaining talk time and other info with it’s users. It also has NOISEASSASIN 2.5 noise reduction, and “set it and forget it” audio so she can set volumes for every caller so she’s not always adjusting for people who speak too quietly. Bonus: I know it’ll match her blonde locks. $99.

Brothers

My brothers have had the most obnoxious ringtones on the history of the planet. One year one of them had “Your Body is a Wonderland” play when his girlfriend called. Gross. I’d get them iTunes gift cards so they can buy new ringtones. Generous and self-serving. Prices vary, it depends on how nice they are to me this month. Pick them up at any AT&T store.