Name: Bob Moring
Age: Old enough to know “Who Shot J.R.”
Title: Chief Tasting Officer
Married/Single: I’ve been both.
Kids: No, but I once had a baby goat. Does that count?
City you live in: Mesa, AZ
A typical day in life includes… Woke up, fell out of bed. Dragged a comb across my head…
I was born… Absolutely, when I was very young.
My favorite thing about Arizona… Saying “it’s a dry heat”.
I’m listening to… My Roomba doing his job, his name is Phil.
My family… Thinks I’m an Astronaut.
If I could have dinner with anyone, it would be… My 15-year-old self and tell him that the “Flock of Seagulls” is a bad idea!
One thing I cannot live without… Twizzler’s.
When I was younger, I wanted to be… dating Sheena Easton.
I’m inspired by… Anyone that makes a living at something that they enjoy doing.
The one person who motivates me is… Gary Dahl. That guy was a legend!
If I could change anything in the world, it would be… Make the use of the word irregardless illegal!
The perfect day would be… Waking up and finding out the Firefly wasn’t canceled.
My first job was… Working for my older brother at his pizza place.
My favorite escape… Alcatraz.
My life… Is like a box of Chocolates… without the decoder guide.
I’m currently working on… Infusing Bacon into Vodka and a Rubik’s Cube
Always… Be a good person.
Never… Tug on Superman’s cape, Spit into the wind, Pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger…
Favorite Quote… “Do. Or do not. There is no try.”
Biggest Dream… Solve the Rubik’s Cube!
My Pet Peeve(s)… I’m allergic to Peeves…