Gifts

Silly Rabbit

I wish I had something intelligent to write about the Rabito iPhone case I just bought. I'm in overdrive trying to drum up some funny or insightful words. Not happening. All I can think of is fluffluffluffluffluffluffluff.

This is a rubber/silicone case with giant, inconvenient ears coming out of the top. There is no function. The puff ball tail serves as a stand.

I got mine in Chinatown, but they're actually becoming kind of popular and are for sale at Nordstrom.

What do you think of this?

Nordstrom, $32 

Cat Woman

If scary dudes following you home or attacking you in a deserted desert parking lot wasn't enough for girls to worry about, the thought of learning self-defense on top of that can be a little overwhelming. Becoming a ninja master is ideal, but not convenient. Weapons can easily be used against you. Your muscley boyfriend isn't always around to protect you. 

What's a girl to do?

Buy a Defense Cat from RoseGuardian.net, that's what. This superhard plastic eye-gouger fits on  your keychain and is a much more effective alternative to the...

Sexytary

For some reason, I can never get enough shirts with ties/sashes at the neck. I don't know why, they just look awesome with necklaces over them, and under vests and jackets, and untied and dangling over awesome belts.

They've always been kind of hard to come by, until recently - I just discovered American Apparel's Chiffon Secretary Tie-Neck Blouse. They come in a grip of colors and patterns, so you never have to stop.

American Apparel, $60.

Cookie Monster

If you're like me (and you're probably not) you have eaten raw cookie dough off a salad bar.

Yes, off a salad bar. It was in the great midwest at a rather unorthodox Wisconsin all-you-can-eat breakfast buffet family reunion. It was right next to the chinese chicken salad and cole slaw. There was also clam chowder next to the carrot cake, but that's another story for another day. 

I ate the dough like ice cream and it was OK because it's special-made...