Last week, the Women Tell All episode of the Bachelor hit the screen and there was a gasp heard around the world as fans watched all the dirty little secrets producers kept hidden be poured out. Things got chaotic, to say the least. Tears came down, claws came out and secrets were spilled while emotionally invested fans sipped their wine and ate their ice cream on their couches.
After reading posts/comments on various social media platforms, we realized that there was almost an equivalent woman to male ratio on avid watchers. This little fact got us thinking about how much of the male population possesses The Bachelor/Bachelorette reality TV show as their guilty pleasure. After further investigation and analyzation of charts and graphs, we stumbled upon something more convincing than any chart could give us; actual footage of men giving their two cents on the dramatized TV show. Much to our surprise (and amusement), these videos were created by our very own Coyotes players, and they did not seem to have any specs of guilt within this pleasure.
So to celebrate the Finale tonight, we have asked your favorite Coyotes players, and Bachelor experts, their thoughts on this season and, like true fans, they gave us the low down while throwing shade on some of this season’s contestants.
So read on to hear the Tough-Guy-Tell-All and see if you agree or agree to disagree with their comments.
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Brad Richardson
AFM: What made you start watching the show?
BR: My wife at the time.
AFM: How many seasons have you watched?
BR: There have been so many, but I have watched at least 10 seasons.
AFM: Thoughts on Krystal? How long would she have lasted if you were the bachelor?
BR: Well, the thing is, I don’t think they give you much of a choice. They make you keep her keep you on for the drama. I would have kept her on because I love the drama, so I would’ve kept her on for a long time.
AFM: What girl would make you go on the bachelor?
BR: Kendall. She has been my dark horse all season so I would go on the show for her.
AFM: Who do you think will be the last woman standing?
BR: I will go with Lauren B.
AFM: Where would you want to go on the destination date?
BR: Italy.
AFM: Would you rather be a Bachelor in Paradise or The bachelor?
BR: The Bachelor.
Jordan Martinook
AFM: When did you start watching the show?
JM: I started watching when I was 1 [year old], I’m guessing. It has been a long time and I started watching because my mom and sister were watching so I just joined in.
AFM: How long would Krystal have lasted if you were on the bachelor?
JM: I think she would’ve lasted the same amount of time. I am not sure if that is Arie’s decision or the producer’s decision for the drama of the show.
AFM: Who lasted longer than you expected?
JM: Kendall. She is still there.
AFM: Why do you think that?
JM: Because she is very different and unique and you have to try and find a certain guy. She just seems way unique.
AFM: Who lasted less than you thought?
JM: Caroline. I thought she would stay longer. She got caught up in the drama.
AFM: Would you rather be on Bachelor in Paradise or be The Bachelor?
JM: I would rather be on Bachelor in Paradise because you don’t have to please 25 people. You can try to find the one you are looking for and just have fun with them.
Kevin Connauton
AFM: What made you start watching the show?
KC: My mom was a huge fan and every Monday night she would watch, so I started watching with her and never looked back. I have probably watched every single show.
AFM: How long would Krystal have lasted on the show?
KC: Probably not long. I was a fan of her game, but I wasn’t a fan of her personally.
AFM: How nervous would you be meeting all four families in their hometown?
KC: I would be very nervous, that would be tough to do.
AFM: What would be the best thing for a girl to make a first impression on you?
KC: Just show up and introduce yourself. Do nothing cheesy or corny just be yourself.
AFM: Where will you watch the finale?
KC: Just get together with the boys and have a little party.
