{"id":7022,"date":"2010-05-20T07:34:53","date_gmt":"2010-05-20T14:34:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/?p=7022"},"modified":"2010-05-20T07:35:34","modified_gmt":"2010-05-20T14:35:34","slug":"the-tackiest-jeans-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/scottsdale-fashion-flash\/the-tackiest-jeans-ever","title":{"rendered":"The Tackiest Jeans Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Feeling very sleepy from another night of insomnia, I sat at my computer this morning ready to put mani to keyboard on another delightful fashion topic when an email caught my eye. \u201cDenim Disasters: The Ugliest Jeans Ever\u201d from the Refinery 29 newsletter.  Forget about being a stylist, or a blogger or a lover of fashion this one was just simple freakish fascination that  I had to see\u2026 I mean we all have fashion disasters from time to time and in retrospect at least one time we have all gone down a fashion road  frightening enough to make our friends not even want to be seen with us.  What could be so terrible I thought?  I myself have worn a few pairs of denim over my lifetime that today makes me cringe.  Here we go fashion fans, from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.refinery29.com\/denim-disasters-the-ugliest-jeans-ever.php\">Refinery 29<\/a> some of the ugliest jeans  moi\u2019 has seen in\u2026well ever?<\/p>\n<p>I remember having  a pair of Guess pants in the 80\u2019s that had a super high waist, because I was so ultra thin at the time friends joked that I needed a belt so that people could tell where my boobs stopped and my waist began\u2026 these though, are a whole other story, who\u2019s waist is this long I wonder?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7024 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055853\/bad-jeans-cheap-monday-thumb-333xauto-29683-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now these are something that my 78 year old mother might actually like when she can\u2019t zip up her pants anymore\u2026 they are called \u201cChic Womans Pull Ons\u201d  I hate to see the \u201cchic\u201d wardrobe of whoever named these!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7025 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055855\/bad-jeans-chic-womens-pull-on-thumb-333xauto-29684-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I don\u2019t get these at all Afflction T wearing guys, was your cyborg skin torn off ?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7026 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055856\/bad-jeans-coogi-horrible-thumb-333xauto-29685-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In the words of Refinery 29  \u201cThe boys at Dolce &#038; Gabbana are responsible for this one. We&#8217;re thinking about initiating a letter writing campaign for these pants&#8217; atrocities against humanity.\u201d  Enough said.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana-80x53.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana\"  width=\"600\"  height=\"400\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7027 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana.jpg 600w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana-380x253.jpg 380w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055858\/bad-jeans-dolce-and-gabbana-80x53.jpg 80w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Okay on Brad Pitt in Fight Club I could have handled these, but otherwise? No<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7028 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055900\/bad-jeans-hustler-buttcrack-thumb-333xauto-29687-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Just the other day I was working on a fashion show with an LA\/NY crew and I was admiring the slouchy black cotton capri\u2019s that the two stylist had on, thinking those would be great for summer, easy breezy\u2026 but these little babies seem to take it a step further\u2026roomy enough to stash the things that didn\u2019t fit into your clutch bag,,, or even an adult diaper perhaps.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7029 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055901\/bad-jeans-kor-kor-thumb-333xauto-29688-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Feeling too tall, try these lovlies and you are guaranteed to shrink a few feet\u2026 not even stiletto heels can save these squatty looking jeans.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7030 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055903\/bad-jeans-rollover-waistband-harem-thumb-333xauto-29689-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I hate cheap lace, I hated lace leggings last year and these are atrocious\u2026please explain how something can look so sleazy and dated and dowdy at the same time?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7031 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055904\/bad-jeans-siwy-lace-thumb-333xauto-29690-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>While we are on the subject of sleazy\u2026. Real thongs showing are bad enough, do we really need help looking tacky?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong-80x53.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-thong\"  width=\"600\"  height=\"400\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7032 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong.jpg 600w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong-380x253.jpg 380w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055906\/bad-jeans-thong-80x53.jpg 80w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Normally Yohji is a master, but I wonder was there a bad dream about ninja\u2019s fighting rappers that resulted in these?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692.jpg\"><img  loading=\"lazy\"  decoding=\"async\"  src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692-80x120.jpg\"  alt=\"\"  title=\"bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692\"  width=\"333\"  height=\"500\"  class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-7033 pk-lqip pk-lazyload\"  data-pk-sizes=\"auto\"  data-ls-sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 333px) 100vw, 333px\"  data-pk-src=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692.jpg\"  data-pk-srcset=\"https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692.jpg 333w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692-80x120.jpg 80w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692-53x80.jpg 53w, https:\/\/media.arizonafoothillsmagazine.com\/afm-style-files\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/05\/22055908\/bad-jeans-yohji-yamamoto-thumb-333xauto-29692-73x109.jpg 73w\" ><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"Feeling very sleepy from another night of insomnia, I sat at my computer this morning ready to 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